When E meets the man of her dreams, a professional cyclist, love hits her in the pubic bone like a train. But when it ends she plummets into a black hole of heartbreak at the speed of a doped up team on the Tour de France.

​A one-woman show about heartbreak, madness and how condiments are the ultimate coping mechanism, by award-winning playwright & performer Eva O’Connor.

‘skilful writing elevates this above novelty into a breathless, intense show’,

★★★★★ Ed Fest Mag

‘so scarring and funny, so laden with jealousy and hate and wickedness’,

★★★★ Scotsman

‘The writing is appealingly spicy and has real poetic momentum’, The Stage

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